Izvi zvinogona kuuya sekukatyamadza, asi kwete rwendo rwese rwuri nezvezvinwiwa zveamburera, 24/7 bingo, "The Love Boat" dingindira padhiramu resimbi uye mamiriro ekunze asina tsika uye, zvakanaka, chero pfungwa dzakadzama kupfuura. "Ndichatora lobster uye steak."
Uye kunyangwe rwendo irworwo rwuripo (usagogodze kusvika waedza), izwi rekuti “rwendo” rinoshandawo kunzendo dzingave dzechokwadi, dzinotyisa, dzeumbozha kana dzepedyo sedzese dziri pa terra firma. Midziyo mikuru nediki inofamba nechikepe "imwe nzira" iyo, mhiri kwezvinwiwa, maportholes, kaputeni uye huwandu hwese hwekufamba kwechikepe, hazvifananidzi zvikepe zvezuva-uye-mafaro zvinofamba-famba pamhepo inodziya yePasi.
Zvakaitika? Mazana maviri evatakuri pachinzvimbo che3,000, simbiso padzidzo neruzivo rwetsika, uye boka diki rekuita zvinhu zvakawanda rinogona kunge richidhonza mitsetse imwe miniti uye kushandira pan-seared bass yegungwa rinotevera. (Haasi misiyano yese yakanaka: masitepisi anoda gymnastic dexterity; makabhini anongodiwa naHoudini chete; uye kuwedzera mukana wekurwara negungwa pamabhoti ekubhomba ayo ari, zvinobudirira, mabhoyi ane mess hall.)
Asi kana kukosha kwako kuri kuswedera uye kudzidza zvakawanda - uye paine kumwe kuchinjika mukududzira kwako kwenzvimbo yako - imwe nzira yerwendo inogona kuva mhinduro. Uye, hongu, nzendo zhinji dzezvikepe diki kazhinji dzinodhura kupfuura idzo dzevamwe vavo, asi hungwaru humwe chetehwo hune chokwadi sekufamba kwese iko zvino: Nemakambani anogara akanyura pamafungu ezvidzikiso, hazvimbofi zvakachipa kupfuura. ikozvino.
(Cherechedza: Aya ndiwo mawonero ekutanga; dzidza zvakawanda panzvimbo dzeInternet dzekufamba nerwendo kana, zviri nani zvakadaro, nemumiriri wekufamba waunovimba naye.)
Paddle steamers
Zvinokosha: Kudanana hakurambike - kukwidza nzira yako ku Mississippi kupfuura Memphis neSt. Louis, nemuColumbia River Gorge, murenje rekumaodzanyemba kweAustralia. Kufamba kwazvaive kusati kwazvarwa hama dzaWright uye Jack Kerouac akagadzira rwendo rwemugwagwa. Masimba anosanganisira saizi yekabhini yakanaka (aya ndiwo, mahotera akagara pabhaji), pfungwa yakasimba yenhoroondo uye kunaka, mukana ungangoita zero wekurwara negungwa uye kunyange mushoma mukana wekumiswa nemapurisa emugungwa nekumhanyisa. Nhau dzakaipa: Majestic America Line yakanhonga zvikepe zvizhinji zvinonyanya kuzivikanwa muna 2007, ichinyatsovhara musika - ichibva yamira kushanda nekutengesa ngarava, kusanganisira Delta, Mississippi neAmerican Queens. Kunze kweMurray Princess paRwizi Murray muSouth Australia, uye Oberoi Philae Nile Cruiser paNairi (uye zvishomanana nzendo dzekudya kwemanheru kuMississippi uye mberi), paddle steamers ari mu limbo. Pane chikonzero chekutenda kuti dzimwe ngarava dzeUS dzichatangazve kufamba, kunyangwe hupfumi huchaziva kuti rinhi.
Unochida: Vanyori venhoroondo, Mark Twain mafani uye chero munhu anoda kuona nzvimbo yacho nekumhanya kwakasununguka.
Achazvivenga: Chero ani anoda theme-park-at-sea zvinowanika, belly-flop makwikwi uye, zvakanaka, gungwa.
Nzvimbo: Nairi, Rwizi Murray muSouth Australia.
Vafambisi: Captain Cook Cruises (captaincook.com.au) uye Oberoi Hotels (oberoiphilae.com).
Chinwiwa chekusarudza: Mint Julep (Mississippi); bhodhoro reCoopers Original (South Australia); Kofi yeEgipita.
Expedition mabhoti
Izvo zvakakosha: Kunyange zvisingawanzo kutsvedza kana kukwezva zvakanyanya, zvikepe zvidiki izvi zvinogona kuongorora nzvimbo dzese dzemahombekombe akanaka kubva kuNorway kuenda kuAlaska kuenda kuPatagonia. Pakati pesimba ravo kuswedera pedyo - kumhuka dzesango, kune mazaya echando, kuGalapagos - pasina kuwandisa nzvimbo nehukuru hwakakura kana huwandu hwevanhu.
Unochida: Mafeni emhuka dzesango, mhute, fjords, mhute, chando chechando, mhute, misha yemahombekombe egungwa uye, zvakanaka, mhute (kunze kweBaja).
Achazvivenga: Professional sunbathers (kunze kweBaja), mafeni e600-thread-count sheets, uye chero ani anoraramira kupeperetswa.
Nharaunda: Galapagos, Alaska, Gungwa reCortez, Greenland, Antarctica, Norway, Torres del Paine muChile, uye nzira dzemvura dzepakati pegungwa dzeUnited States neCanada.
Operators: Lindblad Expeditions (lindblad.com), CruiseWest (cruisewest.com), Quark Expeditions (quarkexpeditions.com), Pearl Seas Cruises (pearlseascruises.com), American Cruise Line (americancruiselines.com), uye kudivi rakakura, Hurtigruten (hurtigruten.com).
Chinwiwa chesarudzo: Kofi yeIrish, toddy inopisa uye Johnny Walker pamusoro pemazaya echando echando.
Zano: Usawandisa. Mamwe makabhini anogona kunge asina nzvimbo yakasununguka yako uye iyo ine mavhiri trunk yaunoti sekutakura-pamukwende.
Zvikepe zverwizi
Nheyo dzekutanga: Mazhinji emabhoti akaonda, marefu anoita semutsara wemabhokisi eumbozha enhandare (uye anofamba nekukurumidza zvishoma), asi anopa mukana wekumuka zuva rega rega munyika itsva yeEurope pasina kutenga Eurail pass uye kurara. mumota yekudyira. Masimba anosanganisira marongero anoyevedza, imba yekudyira yakanaka uye nhare dzakakwana kurapa chero fungidziro yepakati pekare. Kusiyana nezviteshi zvezvikepe, zviteshi zvenzizi zvinowanzova pakati pezvinhu mumaguta eEurope. KuChina, Victoria Cruises anomhanyisa boka rezvikepe zvisere zveumbozha kukwira kuYangtze, kusanganisira kunzvimbo yeTatu Gorges Dam.
Vachazvida: Vafambi vari kutsvaga kuyedza maguta makuru erwizi rweEurope kana China nekumhanya chaiko, uye vanoda kuzviita nenzira yakanatswa.
Achazvivenga: Chero ani ari kutsvaga kuita kwakawanda uye "MTV Spring Break" chaunga. Ipo mitsara iri kuyedza kukwezva vakaroorana vechidiki nemhuri, chaunga chiripo chinokwanisa kurangarira makore eEisenhower.
Nharaunda: Kumadokero neNorthern Europe (iyo Rhine, Seine, Danube neElbe), nzira dzemvura dzeRussia kubva kuSt. Petersburg kuenda kuMoscow, uyewo paYangtze.
Operators: Viking River Cruises (vikingrivercruises.com), AMA Waterways (amawaterways.com), Uniworld (uniworld.com), Tauck (tauck.com), Victoria Cruises (victoriacruises.com). Chinwiwa chesarudzo: Riesling yakanaka kana doro reKölsch kana kapu yejasmine yegirini tii.
Zvakafanana: Canal barges muEngland neFrance, ingave yako wega kana nerubatsiro. Tevedzera yakakura canal masisitimu kuburikidza nemaruwa ekumaruwa uye dzidza iyo chaiyo (uye isiriyo, pamwe) nzira yekuvhura nekuvhara yekukiyiwa kwegeji.
Nzendo dzekutakura zvinhu
Zvinokosha: Hapana chinhu chine rudo sekufamba mugungwa rebhuruu - ne5,000 zvigaba zvenjanji zvakazara nevatambi veMP3 uye maTV eplasma. Pane imwe vibe pane "kushanda" ngarava, uko vafambi vasiri vekutanga, pamwe chete nekukwira - kwenguva yakareba. Froighter cruises inogona kuenda vhiki, asi tsika iri pakati pemavhiki maviri nemwedzi mitatu. Pakati pengarava inonyanya kuzivikanwa iAranui 3, inofamba neFrench Polynesia kubva kuTahiti kuenda kuMarquesas Islands neTuamotu. Nzvimbo dzekugara dzinowanzo kuve dzakagadzikana, kunyangwe dziripo, uye dzinonakidza dziri, um, mashoma.
Vachachida: Avo vanoda kuziva nezvehupenyu pagungwa mhiri kweiyo rwendo rwechikepe - uye vane nguva yakawanda pamaoko avo.
Achazvivenga: Chero ani anofarira zviteshi kwemazuva pagungwa, kana anotadza kushivirira kana mumiriri asingaratidzi pakarepo neiyo piña colada.
Nharaunda: Munyika yose.
Operators: Maris Freighter Cruises (freightercruises.com) ndiyo inonyanya kuzivikanwa; Kuti uwane dzimwe sarudzo, tsvaga paGoogle "mafambiro ezvikepe."
Chinwiwa chesarudzo: Kaputeni weRussia vodka uye doro revashandi reSingha.
Windjammers
Zvinokosha: Kana pfungwa yako yerwendo isina kunyanya “Boat Boat” sezvairi “Tenzi noMutungamiriri,” uye usinganetseki nekunzwira tsitsi dzinenge mbiri dzezvinhu zvina, ipapo kwira. Pane chimwe chinhu chinoda kutaurwa pakunzwa simba regungwa, kunzwa maseiri achiputika uye kuona denga sezvaiita vaongorori. Sezvineiwo, chikafu chiri nani zvakanyanya (kwete yakawanda munyu nyama yenguruve uye hardtack) uye kurova maseiri uye kudhonza anchor kunowanzo kuve sarudzo - kunyangwe ichikurudzirwa, sechikamu chechiitiko.
Vachazvida: Vanhu vanonakidzwa nekushamisika uye vanochinjika nepfungwa yavo yehukuru hwekabhini, hutsanana (mashowa madiki), kunyaradza, kuronga uye zvekupfeka pa "nguva yehusiku."
Achazvivenga: Chero ani anotarisira hurongwa hwakasimba uye mafambiro, akarongedza sutu netayi kana anojaira kuita mal de mer.
Nharaunda: New England (Penobscot Bay), yeCanada kuchamhembe kwakadziva kumabvazuva uye Alaska muzhizha; Caribbean neBahamas, Greece nePolynesia gore rose.
Operators: Maine Windjammer (mainewind jammercruises.com), Star Clippers (starclippers.com), Canadian Sailing Expeditions (canadiansailingexpeditions.com). (Cherechedza: Mushandi wenguva refu Windjammer Barefoot akamedzwa muna 2007 nechikwereti chakakura uye kutongwa. Makambani ane chitsama ari kuyedza kugadzirisa, asi anogona kunge asiri kugadzirira nguva yekutanga.)
Chinwiwa chesarudzo: Mai tais kana Pacifico doro (chero pasina grog iripo).
Zvakafanana: Zvikepe zvepamusoro zveWindstar zvingave zvikepe zvidiki chaizvo kana mayacht mahombe, akaiswa pamusoro (zvisingatsananguriki) ane mast nemaseiri. Matunhu anosanganisira Europe, Greek Isles uye Caribbean. www.windstarcruises.com.
