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Tora uyu ari kutenderera muIndia: MuMuslim akange akagara padivi pemuAustralia mundege kubva kuLondon kuenda kuMelbourne uye apo maodha ekunwa akatorwa, Aussie akakumbira rum neCoke, izvo zvakaiswa pamberi pake.
Mutariri wacho ipapo akabvunza muMuslim kana aida chinwiwa. Akapindura achiratidza kusvotwa achiti, "Ndoda kubatwa chibharo zvine hutsinye nepfambi gumi nevaviri pane kuti doro rindibate pamuromo."
Aussie akadzosera chinwiwa chake ndokuti: "Neniwo. Handina kuziva kuti taiva nesarudzo.”
Ndakamboseka zvangu ndisati ndafunga kuti majee akadai anotii pamusoro pedu. Kune akawanda, uye dingindira rakajairwa nderekuti maAustralia (kazhinji maMelburnians) mapenzi uye ane tsika dzisina maturo. Uye tinonwa zvakanyanyisa.
Hapana chinhu chitsva kana chisina kujairika pamusoro pekushandiswa kwetsika dzechivanhu mukuseka. Asi inotaura chimwe chinhu chinonakidza nezve nzira iyo Australia inoonekwa nayo mudunhu.
Zvinotaurwa nevaverengi pamawebhusaiti emapepanhau echiRungu akadai seThe Times of India zvinoitawo pakuverenga kunoodza mwoyo. Seti yakajairwa yezvirevo ndeyekuti vanhu vekuAustralia vakapenga, vasina kudzidza uye vane hunhu hwekuve mapenzi, rusaruraganda uye kusatendeseka nekuda kwenhaka yedu yevasungwa.
Sekureva kwemumwe muverengi, vaimbova vasungwa chete kubva kumajeri eIndia ndivo vanofanirwa kutumirwa kuno kudzidza.
Maodzanyemba kweHimalaya, zvirevo zvakatumirwa pawebhusaiti yehurumende inodzorwa neChina Daily zvakafanana vitriolic. Musoro wewebhusaiti kupera kwesvondo rapfuura yaive chirevo chekuti Gurukota rezvekutengeserana, Simon Crean, akange asimbisa kuti nhaurirano dzekutengeserana dzakasununguka pakati peChina neAustralia dzaizoenderera mberi muBeijing munaGunyana, kunyangwe paine hukama pakati penyika mbiri idzi.
Aya anga ari mashoko akajairika akatumirwa mukupindura: "ropa riri kufamba mumakororo aya harigone kuchinjwa nekufamba kwenguva ... Australia kupa mari magandanga hazvitenderwe zvachose. Zvinoda tsotsi kutsigira tsotsi.”
Australia ine dambudziko rakakomba rePR.
Munyaya yeIndia, manzwiro anopesana neAustralia pane chikamu chiratidzo chezviitiko zvenguva pfupi yapfuura. Cricket shenanigans parutivi, pakanga paine hasha pamusoro pemabatirwo akaitwa AFP nachiremba akaberekerwa muIndia, Mohamed Haneef, akasungwa zvenhema achipomerwa mhosva dzehugandanga.
India, iyo nyika ine hutongi hwejekerere pasi rose, yakarwadziswawo nekuramba kweAustralia kuitengesa uranium nekuti haina kusaina chibvumirano cheNuclear Non-proliferation Treaty, zvisinei kuti Australia yakatumira matani ezvinhu kuChina, hudzvanyiriri hwemakominisiti.
Hukama hwacho hwakanyanya nguva pfupi yadarika nekuda kwemhirizhonga yakanangana nevadzidzi vekuIndia, zvichikonzerwa nenhau dzakaipa munhau dzeIndia.
Panyaya yeChina, nhevedzano yezviitiko zvenguva pfupi yapfuura yakaonawo hukama hwakashata. Yaisanganisira mashoko eMutungamiriri Kevin Rudd kuvadzidzi vePeking University pamusoro pekushungurudzwa kwekodzero dzevanhu munaEpril gore rapera; mishumo yehukama hwaJoel Fitzgibbon nemukadzi wechikadzi wekuChina akaberekerwa Helen Liu; Sarudzo yakaitwa neRio Tinto yekubuda mumubatanidzwa wakarongwa neChinalco yehurumende; kuvharirwa kwemukuru weRio Stern Hu; uye sarudzo yeAustralia yekupa vhiza kune mumiriri weUighur Rebiya Kadeer, anoonekwa segandanga neChina.
Ruckus yakasvika kumawere svondo rapfuura apo vezvenhau vekuChina vakatadza kutaura nezvechibvumirano chegasi chemadhora mabhiriyoni makumi mashanu, vachidaidzira zvirango zvekushanya kweAustralia, dzidzo nesimbi uye vachipomera Australia "kufambidzana negandanga".
Vanopikisa vanga vachida kuita zvematongerwo enyika kubva mumhirizhonga iyi.
Mushure mekupomera Rudd anotaura ChiMandarin kuti ave pedyo zvakanyanya neChina, gurukota rinopikisa rekunze, Julie Bishop svondo rapfuura vakaita sevachachinja, vachimupomera "kusakwanisa" kubata hukama. Zvinosanganisirwa muzvaakataura ndezvekuti Rudd aisafanira kutaura China nezvekodzero dzevanhu uye "akagumbura maChinese zvisina basa" nekuburitsa bepa reDefence rinoratidza China sekutyisidzira kukuru kwemauto eAustralia.
Akapomera Rudd ne "kukanganisa" kubata vhiza kuKadeer uye kutadza "kushanda zvine hudzamu neChina" panyaya iyi.
Bishop airatidza kuti Australia haifanire kunge yapa Kadeer visa? Kana kuti White Pepa harifanire kunge rakaratidza China sekutyisidzira? Kana kuti Hurumende yaifanirwa kunge isina kutaura zviri kunetsa nezvekodzero dzevanhu? Bhishopi angave ari mumiriri wechokwadi weAustralia weManchurian?
Munyaya yeIndia neChina, pane zvakawanda zviri mungozi. Gore rapfuura, Australia yakatengesa zvinhu nemabasa anokosha $37.2 bhiriyoni kuChina uye $16.5 bhiriyoni inokosha kuIndia.
KuHurumende yeRudd, kuenzanisa zvinodikanwa zvezvematongerwo enyika uye tsika dzeAustralia zvinopesana nezvido zvekutengeserana chichava chiito chakaoma.
