Ini ndinoda kuratidza mazuva akati wandei nguva ipi neipi pandinoenda kune imwe ngarava, uye sezvo Disney yeHalloween paHigh Seas nzira yakatanga paManhattan Terminal, ndakave nemukana wakakwana wekunakidzwa nemazuva matatu e Broadway show ndisati ndatanga Disney Magic. Ndakasarudza maone mana akasiyana, ese achive akasiyana zvakanyanya kubva kune mumwe. Yangu yekutanga Broadway tora yaive Michael Moore: Mitemo YeKuzvipira Kwangu. Musoro wacho wakasimudzira kufarira kwangu; Michael Moore haasiye murume anozvipira kune chero munhu chero api zvawo mamiriro.
Ndakasangana nemurume uyu ane mbiri kanoverengeka zvisati zvaitika; iye anowanikwa nyore muMichigan, uye anovavarira kuti asazomboita kunge ari kure kana pamusoro pevanhu. Iye mukurukuri ane simba, saka ini ndaida kunzwa maparera ehungwaru anosanganisira yake Broadway show.
Moore akashamisika mukuita uku; zvainyanya kutaura nezve hupenyu hwake uye nezvaanotenda mazviri. Ini handiwane vazhinji varairidzi vachiseka, asi ndakazvipira kuna Moore akangwara monologue, ndakabatana nekuseka kuseka kubva kune vateereri. Rudzi rwake rwekusetsa rwakaomesesa uye ruzivo; akapa show yake seye-gumi-nhanho chirongwa chevasununguko. Ini handisi wakasununguka kana chidhakwa, saka kuenda kuburikidza ne12-nhanho yekupora chikamu chaive chiitiko chitsva. Imwe yenhanho dzechinyakare muzvirongwa zvakadaro zvinosanganisira kudzosera matambudziko kuna Mwari. Moore akareurura, "Simba rangu rakakwirira ndiRuth Bader Ginsburg."
Moore akashevedzera, "Sei f *** izvi zvakaitika? Kamwe chete mukati memakore makumi matatu maRepublicans akakunda vhoti yakakurumbira. ” Yakarongedzwa padanho rekumusoro yaive hofori, isingafadzi mufananidzo waDonald Trump - zvaitaridza sekunge bhirionari anga akazvimbirwa kwevhiki. Mune playbill, pakanga paine kukoka kwakavhurika kuna VaTrump kuti vapinde pakuratidzwa panguva yake yekuzorora. Chikamu chekukoka kwaive muchiRussia, hongu. Paive neshanduro gumi neshanu mumatanho gumi nemaviri ekujekesa, nemifananidzo yakashinga uye isiri-yakajeka. Imwe fungidziro yaive mureza weAmerica kubvisa chitsvuku; hazvina kutora ongororo yakawanda kuti uwane iyo subliminal. Moore akati Trump akakunda nekuti VaDonald vaive nehunyanzvi hwekushandisa vachena. Vakati 30% yevarungu vakabhadharira mutungamiri wedu agere, asi Moore akapa maawa maviri ezvikonzero nei tisingafanire kubvumidza maviri-emakore Trump.
Ndakaona nyaya yeupenyu hwaMoore ichifadza. Akataura nezvekunyora bepa repachikoro kuHurumende yeVakomana achiri mudiki; yaifanirwa kunge iri yaAbraham Lincoln, uye makwikwi aya akatsigirwa neElks 'Club. Akatora mukana wekuroverera Elks 'Club yavo yechena-chete nhengo yemutemo. Amai vangu vaive mushandi kuElks 'Club panguva iyoyo, uye handina kumboona kuti yaive chena-chete mukati memadziro ayo asingapindike. SeAnglo-Scandinavia, ini ndaingofungidzira kuti vamwe vaisada kuve nhengo. Vese vatatu baba baba muhupenyu hwangu vaive vane hutsinye hutsinye, saka ini handina kumbobvira ndawana chero mukana kune chero munhu asi maruva-machena WASPS. Amai vangu vanga vari muKaturike, asi vakasiya rutendo pakuroora nemupurotesitendi.
Moore akayeuka achiri kuchikoro chesekondari, akarohwa nemukuru wake rimwe zuva nekurwiswa kashanu kubva kune vaviri-vana, sechirango chekusapfeka hembe yake. Sezvandambotaura kare, ini handisi munhu akasununguka, kana ini ndinobva kumhuri yakasununguka. Dai mukuru wechikoro akandirova, amai vangu vangadai vakauya kuchikoro nepfuti ndokufuridzira kumeso kwavo kunyemwerera pamusoro wake. Ndiwo mabatiro ataiita zvinhu munzvimbo yangu yeropa-yakatsvuka kuIndiana kwakabva vanhu vangu. Muchokwadi, hama yaamai vangu yakatora pfuti ndokufemera murume wavo pakati mushure mekunge vamubata achidanana; tinowanzorega pfuti dzedu dzichitaura.
Asi Moore haadi pfuti, uye ainyatso taura nezvazvo. Akakurudzira kudzokororwa kwechipiri Amendment, kwakatsiviwa ne2 Amendment iyo "yakanyatso kumanikidza kodzero yevanhu kuchengeta uye kutakura yakashomeka nhamba yeasina-otomatiki maoko emitambo nekuvhima, zvine chekuita nekodzero yekutanga yevanhu vese kusununguka kubva kumhirizhonga yepfuti; izvi hazvifanirwe kutadziswa. ” Akafa zvakakomba pamusoro peizvi. Yake 28 Academy-Mubairo kuhwina zvinyorwa zveBowling zveColumbine zvakashora zvakashata zvakaitwa netsika yaikudza pfuti. Basa rake rinoonekwa seimwe yemavhidhiyo makuru pane ese-nguva. Akataura achishuva kupokana nemhirizhonga dzepfuti uye akafanotaura kutopfura kwevanhu vakawanda muUnited States kwaizouya. Zvinoita sekunge aive svikiro; aya aive mazuva matatu pamberi pekupfura kukuru muLas Vegas.
Akarumbidzwa sechinhu chemashiripiti paakafanotaura musarudzo mukufarira kwaTrump. Kwete kuti anoda Trump, asi nekuti anotenda kuti America iri kuburitsa "mbeveve" vanhu. Akatotangisa bvunzo-kuratidza uko kwairatidzira kukwikwidza kwe "kupusa" kuCanada kunopesana ne "akangwara" muAmerica. Akakumbira vazvipiri vanobva kuCanada vaive neGPA yakaipa kuti vapindure mibvunzo vakamirira "vatorwa." Akakumbira maAmerican nemaGPA epamusoro kukwikwidza iwo. Akakumbira vakazvipira vakasiyana avo vaive vawana maA chaiwo mukoreji. Ndine 4.0 yakakwana kubva kumakoreji matatu nemayunivhesiti maviri, doctorate uye post-doctorate, asi handitende kuti aigona kuona ruoko rwangu mumhepo nekuti kwaive nerima muchikamu changu pasi pebharkhoni. Nekudaro, akasarudza chiremba wekushungurudza uye injinjini anomiririra maAmerican, uye vakave nezvibodzwa muma3.9. Fembera chii? VaCanada vakahwina mutambo.
Mune kumwe kwekusvetuka kwake, akashora mitemo yairambidza zvimwe zvinhu mukati mekutakura kana uchibhururuka nendege dzendege. Semuenzaniso, zvairambidzwa kurongedza chinongedzo chemombe. Ini ndinobvunza mune zvese kutendeseka, ndiani f *** anotora mombe inofamba pazororo, kunze kweiyo super kinky vhezheni yaHugh Hefner? Moore aive nekesi kadiki yesutu, kubva kwaakadhonza zvinhu zvemaoko. Akashandisa fungidziro yekunyepedzera kusekesa, zvakanyanya senge Julie Andrews paakadhonza jira refu kubva kubhegi rake diki muMary Poppins. Moore akaburitsa hofori shizha, ndokufamba-famba padanho achizivisa upenzi hwekurambidza chinhu chinoshamisa. Akaratidza mamiriro asingafungidzike emutengi wendege anoda kufuridza marara kubva pasi pendege kuti vagare. Akanongedzera blower kumitambo yeaterevhizheni kuratidza kugona kwekubvisa tsvina yaTrump-yekuvhota. Paaifamba netsoka, akakumbira ruregerero kune mumwe mubatsiri waakange asuwa, "Ah, ndine hurombo kuti ndakanganwa kukurova, changamire."
Moore akataura kuti vanhu vachiri kutsigira VaTrump mushure memwedzi mipfumbamwe vari muhofisi vakarasika, uye vakakumbira vateveri vake kuti vatarise kunyengetedza maAmerican mamirioni makumi mapfumbamwe vasina kana shungu dzezvematongerwo enyika kuti vaungane neruboshwe. Akanga achireva vanhu vakaita seni, vasiri veRepublican kana veDemocrat, vasingamire kudivi reruzhowa. Ini ndakagadzirira kuteerera kuna Michael Moore zvakangofanana naBill O'Reilly. Ini ndainzwa kuti nharo dzaMoore dzakange dzakanyatsofungidzirwa, dzakapinza, uye dzakakodzera kutariswa. Ini zvechokwadi handibvumirane ne90 muzana yemafungiro ake, asi ini ndichamuteerera. Ini ndinofungidzira kuti vashoma vanhu vanowana doctorate mumutemo, sezvandakaita, vanofanirwa kutadza kuteerera kupokana kubva kumativi ese enyaya.
Zvikamu zvechiratidziro zvakaunza misodzi mumaziso angu, kunyanya paakataura nezvekurwiswa zvisina kurongeka pamunhu wake waaifanira kusangana naye, uye nezviuru zvekutyisidzirwa nerufu zvaakagamuchira. Akataura nezvemupikisi ane chisimba achimuputira nebanga, uye murume akabatwa aine zvinoputika zvaida kuiswa pasi peimba yaMoore kuti amuparadze iye nemhuri yake. Akaridza radio redhiyo yaGlenn Beck achityisidzira kumuuraya. Ndakanetseka kuti chero nguva, rimwe bapiro rerudyi wacko rinogona kukwevera John Wilkes Booth paari.
Pakazara, maitiro ake ekurwisa pfuti aive akaoma kumedza; anoti 77% yevaAmerican vese vanosarudza kusava nepfuti, saka mitemo yepfuti inofanira kuchinjwa kuratidza mafungiro azvino. MaJuda muNazi Germany vaive vasinawo pfuti, nekuti hurumende yakavatora. Zvino, zvakafamba sei?
Pane imwe nguva, varume vane mabheji vakauya pachikuva ndokuisa Moore muhandcuffs. Ndakanga ndisingazive zvekuita izvi. Wangu aimbova mukuru, Fred Merle DeChausse, muridzi weiyo cable TV show "Polka Party" aive kubasa rimwe zuva pakaonekwa mapurisa eWarren Michigan, vakamusunga, ndokuzomutakurira dhongi. Kushamiswa kwakafanana kwakaitika munguva yeNazi, apo zviremera zvakasunga maJuda, ngochani, nevakaremara - vakavatora, vakavabvisa mbatya ndokuvapisa mumahovhoni. Uye zvechokwadi, (maererano negwara rekushanya ratakange tinawo kuDeutsches Stadion muNürnberg) Hitler akaruma kuti gasi mabhiri akanyanya kukwirira.
Moore akataurazve nguva yaakaenda nendege kuGerman kunoratidzira mhemberero kumakuva eNazi. Akauya neshamwari yechiJuda - vaviri ava vaive nechiratidziro chaive chakanyorwa kuti "Vakauraya mhuri yangu." Moore neshamwari yake vanga vachironga kuiburitsa panguva yakakodzera apo zviteshi zveterevhizheni zvairatidzira zviripo. Nehurombo, ivo vakavharirwa kakawanda kupinda muchiitiko ichi, asi vakapedzisira vanyengedza varindi nekuvhengana vachisanganisa nevatakuri vemidziyo kubva kunhau dzeCBS. Zvairehwa naMoore zvaive "F mitemo, ita zvaunoda kuti uite."
Mamessage a Moore akandikurudzira. Akangwara. Ane chivindi. Ane chivimbo. Ari kugutsa. Akave nekumira kwekumira uye kuombera maoko, uye akazviwana. Serendipitously, ndakanzwa kubva kune mumwe wevashandi vekambani nzira yekupfuura nepachivande, musuwo wakavanzika padyo nepachivande, imba yekugezera yakaremara, kusangana neye nyeredzi pakarepo mushure mekuratidzwa. Ini ndaida pikicha naMoore; Ini ndanga ndatova nemamwe maviri kubva makore apfuura, asi ini ndaida ichangopfuura. Ndakarasikirwa nemapaundi zana kubva pandakamuona akapedzisira, uye ndinotaridza zvakasiyana zvachose. Sechidimbu, ini ndine muscular dystrophy uye ndinoshandisa chinofamba; Ini handisi tyisidziro kuna Michael Moore nechero ipi yekufungidzira. Uye nekuziva nhoroondo yake yekutsigira "mukomana mudiki" ini ndaitenda kuti anozosungira chikumbiro chemunhu akaremara chap aida kutora iyo nguva mumufananidzo. Ndakapfuura nemunzira yepachivande, ndokuswedera padhuze naMichael, asi murume akashata, achizviti murindi wemuviri wake akauya kwandiri ndokutanga kundinyadzisa nekupinda nepasuo rakatemerwa kusangana naMoore. Akandituka kuti ndisatore mvumo kare, sekunge mumwe wevashandi vemuatre angadai akandipa mukana. Moore akabvumirana nemufaro pamufananidzo apo aive padhuze neni, uye akatotora kamera yemufananidzo wangu ndokupfura selfie naye, futi. Ndakapa ziso kune muchengeti anochengetedza muviri uyo aitaura, pasina mubvunzo, chidzidzo chaMichael Moore: "F mitemo, ndichaita zvandinofanira kuita."
Zvino, mapurisa akasunga Moore akasunga kuve chikamu chechiitiko ichi. Varume vane hunky vaive vatambi vekunze vane mhasuru dzakakura uye vakakura …… umm, kukwezva pabonde, vachikwenya zvinhu zvavo kungovimbisa mugumo wekupedzisira unotyisa. Michael Moore aive akachengeteka - hapana kunetseka pamusoro pake kubviswa nevaNazi vemazuva ano. Asi kungoti chero munhu akaedza, ini ndakakurira muropa-dzvuku Indiana - uye isu tinoda kechipiri kugadzirisa.
MASHOKO EMASHOKO ANO. Belasco Theatre, New York Guta. Nguva yekumhanya: maawa maviri.
Tevera Anton Anderssen pa twitter @Hartforth
Bata: Anton @ VoiceOfBroadway.com
