London, UK - Tinoda kukumbira ruregerero nekusiiwa kwakashata muSvondo rapfuura chimiro chegumi Matanho ekushungurudzika-Mahara Zhizha. Takakanganwa kuisa "Usaende kuUSA".
Neraki, Michael Chertoff, baldie mukuru weDhipatimendi reHomeland Securitization, iye zvino atiyeuchidza kuti hatisi kudiwa. Kana, pane kudaro, kuti isu tinodiwa (nekuti vashanyi vanounza yakawanda yakanaka mari navo), asi chete kana isu tikasvetuka kuburikidza yakawanda hoops mukuita.
Chertoff akaita kuti zvizivikanwe kuti Europe ipuratifomu yehugandanga. Anoti zvakakosha kuwedzera cheki kune vafambi. Ehe, ndizvozvo, wedzera ivo kumusoro. Muchokwadi, zvingave chaizvo, chaizvo chaizvo, haana kutaura, asi anga achifunga, kana isu vese vatinotarisira kushanya vangave vakanaka zvekugara pamba uye kungotumira mari yedu yezororo pamusoro pehamvuropu.
"Kufamba kuenda kuUS kunopa zviitiko senge kumwe kunhu pasi pano." Ndozvazvinotaura pa discoveramerica.com, yepamutemo yekufambisa uye yekushanya webhusaiti yeUnited States, uye ndizvozvo chaizvo. Hakuna kumwe kunhu uko mushanyi angatarisira kugamuchirwa nemweya-kunopwanya chando.
Yekutanga kubvunza e-kubvunzurudzwa, mitsetse mikuru yekuenda kune dzimwe nyika, kubvunza-nemuromo-kubvunza kubva kune vane hukasha vemuganho varindi, uye mukana wekunze kwerabha-yakavezwa rectal rummage zvese chikamu chemufaro. Nekudaro, kana Chertoff uye co vachida kusimbisa Fortress America kumberi, inguva yatakatarisa dzimwe nzira dzekugamuchira zororo. Zvakadai seIran kana North Korea.
Hedzino dzimwe nzira shomani dzezuva dzekufunga usati waverenga ndege yako, bvisa shangu dzako uye edza kugutsa shamwari dzedu dzichiti iwe hausi kuda kuparadza America, iwe wauya chete kune mahamburger.
NEW YORK? Edza Hong Kong
New York haigadzirisike, asi ndozvakaita Hong Kong, saka chitsiva neicho. Sezvo nzira dzinosvika, iyo Nyeredzi ngarava kubva kuKowloon inoridza chikepe cheStaten Island kuenda kuManhattan. Maonero kubva kune weti kuFelikisi, iyo peninsula hotera yepenthouse bar, ingori inodonhedza shaya senge iyo kubva Kumusoro weRombo (efeller).
Uye, zvakanyanya kukosha, maPod akafanana nemutengo. Ehe, iwe unofanirwa kugara mundege kwemamwe maawa mashanu, asi hapana mitsetse kana mabhagi-erabha-girafu kumamwe magumo. Hong Kong inoda vashanyi.
Iyo Peninsula (00 800 2828 3888, www.peninsula.com) ine maonero ekare uye maRoll-Royces, ane makamuri maviri anotangira paUS $ 233. Kana edza iyo Philippe Starck-yakagadzirirwa Jia Boutique Hotel (00 852 3196 9000, www.jiahongkong. Com), muCauseway Bay. Trendy, asi isingatsamwisi kudaro, ine zvakapetwa kubva pa £ 130. Endai kuHong Kong neBritish Airways (0870 850 9850, www.ba.com) kana Virgin Atlantic (0870 380 2007, www.virgin-atlantic.com); kubva inenge £ 450.
DISNEYWORLD? Kumabvazuva kweParis
Ko Johnny mudiki murombo anozvifambisa sei pasina yake kamwe-mu-yehupenyu hwakawanda kudarika saccharine-yakanyoroveswa, yemakonzo-based Floridal mafaro? Nekuzvuzvurudzwa kuDisneyland Paris pachinzvimbo - hongu, saBaba Kisimusi, Mickey Mouse inogona kuve munzvimbo mbiri kamwechete.
Uye, nekukanda paEurostar pane 747, urikuderedza kabhoni tsoka yako pamwe nemikana yako yekubva kune dzimwe nyika-based superhassle. Thomas Cook (www.thomascook.com) inoita nyore-peasy mapakeji kubva anopenya St Pancras; kubva pa £ 326pp kweusiku hutatu kuDisney's-nyeredzi Yekuongorora Hotera, yakavakirwa pavakuru vaviri nevana vaviri (vane makore 2-11).
Kana svetuka Disney zvachose uye edza imwe kondinendi kutora pane theme-paki ruzivo. PortAventura (www. Portaventura.co.uk), awa kubva kuBarcelona, inopa kushomeka kushoma kwemhuri kutandara kupfuura mapaki makuru eAmerican - uye chikafu chakanyanyisa.
COWBOYS? Vanozviita zvirinani kuSpain
American yekushanya ine hunyanzvi hwekutenderera kune zvigunwe-curling theme-parkery padonhwe reStetson, saka kuwana chiitiko chechokwadi chekuchera (isina mavannabe vatambi vanodzosera pukey zviitiko kubva kuGuta Slickers) hazvisi nyore. Wadii kuenda kumwe kunhu uko varume vachiri varume uye vafudzi vemombe vachiri kufudza mombe (kusiyana nekutyaira chitima chechitoyi chakatenderedza OK Corral)?
Iwe une maviri sarudzo (yeehah!): Iyo Argentina pampas kana Extremadura, Spain yemusango kumadokero. Sarudzo yekutanga iri pachena kuti hafu yepuraneti iri kure, asi inouya neakanakisa steak: taura neLast Frontiers (01296 653000, www.last-frontiers.com) nezve yakashongedzwa gaucho adventure. Rwendo rwehusiku husere, hune husiku hune mukomana wemombe uye vatatu muBuenos Aires, hunotangira pa £ 1,995pp, kusanganisira nendege kubva kuHeathrow.
Zvichitaurwa kutaura, yechipiri sarudzo iri mubindu rako rekumashure, asi iro gadheni remusango uye rakakura zvakadii - batanidza vaqueros, mhinduro yeSpain yakanyanyisa kumakombi, kuburikidza neRide World Wide (01837 82544, www.rideworldwide.com).
VEGAS, MWANA? Macau, mudiwa
Kusvika nguva pfupi yadarika, kasino yega yega mune ino yaimbova Portuguese koloni yaive yemurume mumwechete - muzvinabhizimusi weHong Kong Stanley Ho - uye masevhisi avo akaiswa padanho pane wekuChina anobheja. Ipapo maChinese akachinja iyo mirau, vachibvumira mabhizimusi eLas Vegas Steve Wynn naSheldon Adelson kutanga shopu.
Makore maviri gare gare, Macau yakapedza mhuri-inoshamwaridzika Yakarasika Mubairo nekupa glitzier makasinasi ekuti urasikirwe nemari yako, vakwikwidzi vakanaka kuti vatore kubva kwauri uye mahotera eanofarira ekuchema iwe kuti uvate. Siya Las Vegas kuna Bette Midler uende kumabvazuva.
Macau ingori-maminetsi makumi mashanu nemashanu kubva kuHong Kong (£ 55 kudzoka, neTurbojet, www.turbojet.com.hk; yendege, ona pamusoro), iyo yawakatosarudza panzvimbo peNew York Gara pese pese asi iyo Wynn (18 00 853 2888, www.wynnmacau.com; yakapetwa kaviri kubva paUS $ 9966).
MUGWARO WOKUTANGA? Ita iyo wigglier vhezheni
Mhepo mubvudzi rako, rakakombama mushure mekakona bhitumini yakanaka pamberi pako, mafungu anotenderera kurudyi kwako: pane chero mugwagwa wakasununguka seCalifornia's Highway One? Hongu - inonzi iyo Great Ocean Road, uye inomhanya kumadokero kunze kweMelbourne. Iyo ine yakanyanya kushomeka traffic, uye iwe hauna zvachose mukana wekubondera mune dzino zino Arnold Schwarzenegger pane cafe terrace.
Asi wataura chokwadi, Australia iri kure zvakanyanya kuti iende kunokwikwidza kupokana nekushomeka kwaVaChertoff kwevashanyi. Ko zvakadiniko neAmalfi, Highway Imwe yakatsikirirwa pasi, yakasimudzwa uye ikashanda pamwe nekona? Iyo bumper kuCinquecento bhamba mukati mezhizha, saka enda kutanga kwaMay kana kupera kwaGunyana. Citalia (0871 664 0253, www.citalia.com) inogona kukugadzirisa nemotokari uye husiku hutanhatu hwekugara-nyeredzi shanu kubva pa $ 899pp, uchigara muPositano neAmalfi, uchibhururuka kubva kuGatwick neBritish Airways. Kana zviite iwe pachako: ndege dzinobhururuka kuenda kuNaples dzinosanganisira Thomsonfly (www.thomsonfly.com) uye EasyJet (www.easyjet.com). Travelsupermarket.com ine yevhiki inosanganisirwa mota yekuhaya kubva pa £ 122.
ASPEN? St. Moritz ndiye posher
Iyo Swiss resort yakagadzira iyo pfungwa yezororo rechando kune posh vanhu kumashure muzana ramakore rechi19. Aspen johnny inouya nguva pfupi yapfuura nekuenzanisa - haina kana chinhu chinoenderana nezviitiko zvekunze zvinopihwa mumakwikwi ayo eEuropean, seCresta Run uye polo machisi paaizi.
Descent International (020 7384 3854, www.descent.co.uk) ine chelet imomo kukwikwidza dzimba dzakakurumbira dzemadhorobha muAspen - imba yepamusha Chesa Albertini, yakavakwa muna 1655 uye iri yemhuri imwechete kubva ipapo. Vhiki imwe, ichisvika munaKurume 9, inodhura £ 30,700 yepati inosvika gumi nevaviri (pamwe nevana vana), kusanganisira chikafu pamwe ne champagne inoyerera mahara.
Kana iwe uri mushure meNorth America pistes isina chinhu, pane mararamiro ayo ane mukurumbira, edza Canada. Bhururuka uende kuCalgary uye utore rwendo rwekufamba nemusango reRockies neBritish Columbia. Kune kupararira kwemaresitorendi ipapo - Kicking Horse, Lake Louise, Fernie, Panorama - izvo zvinoita kuti America iite seOxford Street neMugovera masikati. Mapakeji anowanikwa kuburikidza neFrontier Travel (020 8776 8709, www.frontier-travel.co.uk).
